Um, well, we are all getting excited to see this fight. The Albany branch is working right through lunch to prevent downsizing, but Michael, he decided to extend our lunch by an hour so we could all go down to the dojo and watch him fight Dwight. Fight… Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, I’m coming, fight…

- Jim Halpert

It’s Hard Being a Dolphins Fan

October 2nd, 2011

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It's Football

Another loss puts us at 0-4 for the season… man what a team to root for right!?!? It wouldn’t be nearly as bad if the games were close, or ya know, we looked like a good football team. Right now, we look like the Lions of the 2000′s… it’s embarrassing. Brandon Marshall leads the league in drops, yet is still considered a “top tier wr”? Give me a break… this asshole should be benched just to teach him a lesson.

Then we let Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams go and replace them with Reggie Bush, Daniel Thomas, Lex Hilliard, Steve Slaton and Charles Clay. Daniel Thomas has actually looked really good in his limited playing time… too bad it’s limited because he can’t stay healthy! Then we try to use Bush as a between the tackles runner… yeah how’s that workin out? Fumbleitis anyone?

Henne Down

To add some icing to the cake, our lone bright spot this year, Chad Henne, goes out in the 1st quarter with a shoulder injury. It’s sad, but I think we’re currently in the lead of the “Suck for Luck” tournament. That being said, it’s likely Sparano and company are fired during this week 5 bye… and who knows where we go from there. Rumors have us going the Bill Cowher route… honestly I just want to see wins. We’ve seen way to many coaches and way too few wins in this past decade. Let’s get this shit turned around so us fans can enjoy being fans again!!!! Thanks, cupcake.

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