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[enters apartment, sees George lying on the floor with his pants on his ankles]
And you wanna be my latex salesman?

- Jerry Seinfeld

I’m in Love with Star Wars All Over Again

January 3rd, 2012

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Entertainment, Gam3zor5

Yeah so I wasn’t really into the original Star Wars series (4,5,6) mainly due to the fact that I was born in 1986… it’d be mighty hard to understand them when I wasn’t even born yet lol. I did rather enjoy them though when the next trio of Star Wars movies came out, as I went on a huge Star Wars watching spree and watched all 6 of them!

Yeah, big deal, who didn’t right? Since then though, the Star Wars fad has definitely died in me… until now. As you know, I’ve been anxiously waiting to get my hands on the new Bioware MMORPG, Star Wars: The Old Republic. Well on December 24th (yeah we exchanged gifts on Christmas Eve this year so suck it!) I finally got it! In my hands, a copy of my most anticipated game of this year… let’s go play!

Oh wait… let’s not. Forgetting that my CD-Rom isn’t hooked up due to a lack of IDE hook-ups on my motherboard, I had to install the game digitally. 25 Gigs… over an internet connection… in a house with many, many other devices also using this connection. Bollocks!

Fast forward to December 27th, 12:00AM… finally! The download is complete! Let’s get this shit going! What do I roll, what do I roll? Jedi?? Hell no, every wannabe awesome and rape dead bodies bitch in the planet is going to be a Jedi, let’s not. Trooper? Really… a faggot ass, let’s run out there and get shot in the face trooper? I’d rather not be the first guy dying in battle… let’s get real.

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How will The Old Republic fare?

December 20th, 2011

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Gam3zor5

Any pc gamers, or avid MMO fans, will know about the release of Star Wars: The Old Republic today. This is Biowares’ first attempt at a Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game, more commonly known as an MMORPG. After bringing us amazing games like the Mass Effect Series, as well as a slew of Dragon Age games, can Bioware continue their epic success in the online RPG world? A world that’s been dominated by the likes of WoW (World of Warcraft) for the past decade.

We’ve seen a ton of games come and go, and very few have made a dent. A few I’ve tried myself included Age of Conan, Guild Wars, Tabula Rasa and Rift. Although each had a few unique attributes, none really compared to WoW… but is that really a fair comparison? Those who played WoW back in it’s “vanilla”, or starting, days know just how bad it really was. It took years of tweaking in order for Blizzard to develop it into what it is today, so why not give these new ones a chance? The answer is simple… impatience. If there is already a game out there that does everything you like, why give another game the chance to develop the same way? Most who leave WoW, end up returning with in a year. I’m included in that group.

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FinsNation is Epic!

December 15th, 2011

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Football

I’m an admin/moderator and avid visitor to the Dolphins fan site Phinfever.com, but today I’m giving some props to another Dolphins fan site, FinsNation.

They raised $1,500 over Twitter in 4 hours to rent a banner plane to fly over Dolphins Stadium on January 1st when they play the New York Jets that will read something to the effect of, “Mr Ross: Save Our Dolphins, Fire Ireland”. They’re trying to keep this on the down low so the NFL doesn’t catch wind of it and try to put a stop to it, but Dolphins fan sites across the net are clamoring and applauding the move… so it’ll likely only be a matter of time before the NFL front office is knocking at the doors of the FinsNation owners.

Whether it happens or not, it just goes to show that there are still a ton of fans out there that still care about this team, and have solid heads on their shoulders, at least when it comes to Miami Dolphins football. How exactly do you fire the coach without firing the GM? It’s a ridiculous move, and if Dolphins fans have their way, Mr. Ross will be all but forced into cutting ties with Ireland as well.

You have a lot to learn about owning a team and keeping your fans happy Mr. Ross… let this be a lesson to you and not just a minor set back. If you fire the coach, fire the GM. End of story.

The ‘Real’ Map of New Jersey

December 10th, 2011

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General Hoopla

The real map of NJ

Alright so I’m NJ born and raised, but even I found this shit hilarious. Some other NJ native decided to put a “real” map together of the different regions of New Jersey haha. It’s probably one of the funniest things I’ve seen all year, and Mr. Steinfield… yes Steinfield, ridiculously close to Seinfeld… anyways he get’s mad props.

If you click the image to the left here, you’ll get a nice full glimpse at exactly what type of people live where in New Jersey… it may be a little off here and there, but it’s still pretty damn close. If you know anyone looking to move here, send them this map, it’s probably far more helpful than any real estate agents in this state…

If you like this shit definitely give it a “Like” here on my page and spread the word. Enjoy everyone.

Christmas Youtube Playlist!

December 8th, 2011

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Entertainment

Hey everyone, just a short post today for a little Holiday cheer. I’ve recently put together a short Christmas playlist on Youtube that I think is probably the best Christmas playlist out there. Not too much slow, dramatic crap… just a bunch of great Christmas songs to get you in the holiday mood.

You can checkout the playlist right in this post, or you can go to this youtube link. Enjoy everyone :) .